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	<title>The Darwin        Diaries</title>
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	<description>Tales of a 30 something woman with pms and an anger management problem. Send Vodka.</description>
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		<title>An Open Letter To All Virginia Drivers&#8230;</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Dear Licensed Virginia Drivers:
During my time here, I have noticed a curious phenomenon amongst you… NONE of you know how to drive and I can’t for the LIFE of me figure out how y’all got your damn drivers licenses. So, I’m writing a letter with some pointers in an effort to improve your driving skills.

If [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://darwindiaries.com/?p=1108</link>
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		<title>My Dog Instructions For Mary&#8230; With A Side Note From Steve!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[DOG INSTRUCTIONS
Taking these beasts outside requires a bit of vigilance. The batteries in their collars are dead and Desdemone will take off. However, she is not the problem as she always comes back within a few minutes. It’s Frank you have to watch like a hawk. Their electric collars are on the counter in the [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://darwindiaries.com/?p=1104</link>
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		<title>Learning How To Read A Map, Jax and A* Style!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[As I&#8217;m currently on a quest to document the historic Hurricane Earl with pictures and live status updates on facebook (while partaking of my Crown Royal Black!) A* decided to help me a bit&#8230; the following is an accurate account of what transpired on the phone.
A*: So I&#8217;m looking at a map on NOAA. It [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://darwindiaries.com/?p=1102</link>
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		<title>So Now What?</title>
		<description><![CDATA[After the little episode displayed during the other night&#8217;s phone call, I called the NB Police dept. to go check on her and left a message with her therapist. I even sent a message to her school yesterday morning requesting information on who I send the current custody order to and to find out what [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://darwindiaries.com/?p=1100</link>
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		<title>The Last To Know&#8230; As Usual.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I distinctly remember talking about tonight&#8217;s Billy Idol concert with our neighbor when he was here the other night. He said I should go, and I responded with I&#8217;d love to, but who the hell would go see Billy Idol with me? I hate going to concerts alone!
Fast forward to today&#8230; Lo and behold, my [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://darwindiaries.com/?p=1098</link>
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		<title>A Lesson Learned&#8230;</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ve long held the belief that actions speak louder than words, but tonight I&#8217;ve learned that I can&#8217;t have faith in that statement anymore. I&#8217;ve also come to the realization that as sad as it may seem, I have to consistently lower my expectations of people in order to survive this world. It seems integrity [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://darwindiaries.com/?p=1096</link>
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		<title>So Much To Catch Up On!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Andrea, her son Anthony and her Father came to visit last Saturday! Considering we grew up together and hadn&#8217;t seen each other since before I moved to Virginia, it was great to spend time with them. From her nose, to her laugh, straight on down to her views of the world, she is still very [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://darwindiaries.com/?p=1094</link>
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		<title>What To Do, What To Do???</title>
		<description><![CDATA[After yesterday&#8217;s meltdown, I&#8217;ve come to realize that something has to give in my life. Priorities, you know? I have this extremely bad habit of taking on too much at once and overextending myself to the point of absolute madness. Unfortunately, in going down the list of things I have on my plate, I can&#8217;t [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://darwindiaries.com/?p=1090</link>
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		<title>Angry Midget Rant In Progress&#8230;</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I think my schedule is starting to get to me already. I said fuck it last night, even though I still had a million things to do. I parked my ass on the couch for a while and had a mini-movie marathon. I watched two of my favorites&#8230; Bastard Out Of Carolina and The Princess [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://darwindiaries.com/?p=1086</link>
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		<title>Tact???</title>
		<description><![CDATA[tact  audio  (tkt) KEY 
NOUN:
   1. Acute sensitivity to what is proper and appropriate in dealing with others, including the ability to speak or act without offending.
A friend of mine recently turned me on to Jen Lancaster. For those not in the know, she&#8217;s an author of &#8216;chick lit&#8217; (lord, how [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://darwindiaries.com/?p=1082</link>
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